24 Names We Call Our Baby

1. Squirtyhead
2. Milkface
3. Whingey-whingey
4. The Baby
5. Scrunchyface
6. The Little Red Monster
7. Little One
8. Little Guy
9. Mr. Squirmy Pants
10. Professor Squirmy Pants
11. Professor Squirmy Pants on Holiday
12. Grumpyhead
13. Happyhead
14. Sleepyhead
15. Cough-y Head
16. Hiccup Head
17. Squirmy
18. Precious One
19. Squirt
20. The Chompion
21. The Chomp Champ
22. Bitey Bitey
23. Twoteeth Druliman
24. Hairp'ler